Christopher Walken. A chicken. A knife.

It sounds like synopsis for a thriller (or a very sick comedy), but it's really a synopsis for a video on Imcooked.com, a new site we like to think of as YouTube for Netizens who don't want to sift through clips of laughing babies or crying Britney Spears fans, and just want the meaty stuff.

As in, Christopher Walken making chicken with pears. Or director Robert Rodriquez slow-roasting a piece of pork that a Once Upon a Time in Mexico's Johnny Depp would kill for. Or an anonymous pair of hands making a quick, easy beef stir fry.

And fret not, vegetarians, for Sir Paul McCartney is at your service, too, with mashed potatoes.

As the beef-stir-fry clip indicates, there are plenty of videos here that don't star stars. But who are we kidding? It's just more compelling to watch Walken slice fat off a dead bird than your grandma (whom we're sure is nobody's fool in the kitchen—no offense, ma'am.) Also, is there anything more endearing than the sight of a billionaire ex-Beatle slicing a tater as if he were a minimum-wage fry cook?

The answer is no. And if a minimum-wage fry cook out there is offended by that assertion, then go grab a video camera and get Imcooked yourself.